Yesterday we were doing the usual stuff and found a stabber at a plex so in we went in a couple of frigs expecting a bloody good fight, turns out Crake Gaterau had spotted the same thing and also fancied his chances and he landed at the same time Svammel and I did.
“Don’t bother shooting Crake mate, I’m sure he will go for the stabber first” were the last words I said before my kiting slicer got scrammed, neuted and webbed by the sneaky Swede. Oh bugger – never mind if I don’t target him he will notice and we can blap the cruiser. Nope, between the stabbers drones and Crake my trusty slicer bit the dust shortly followed by Svammel (another sneaky Swede) who had decided to go for Crake. Then the exceedingly lucky stabber pilot simply had to finish off Crake to complete our failscade, Doh.
Crake hops on comms afterwards for some good natured abuse and explained how he just went for the closest threat not knowing what our intentions were. I don’t blame him but that didn’t stop me making fun of him and using all sorts of treacherous names:)
Now we come to the grumpy Russian, I had been chasing a slicer in my own slicer and he kept running from plexes, normally I get bored of this very quickly unless they start smacktalking in local, then they die – every time.
Yura Amarr > Johnny Twelvebore хахаха свободен как мамонт в полете
Yura Amarr >Johnny Twelvebore noob
At this point I finally catch him and explodificate his slicer
Yura Amarr > жаль дизу не взял
Zloy Gop > ты не правельно пишиш им)
Zloy Gop > надо так
Zloy Gop > [offensive jpeg]
Crake Gaterau > Yura Amarr NoooOOOOOoooOOooo!
Yura Amarr > Johnny Twelvebore slut
Johnny Twelvebore > much love bud
Yura Amarr > Johnny Twelvebore suck
Johnny Twelvebore > kisses
Yura Amarr > Johnny Twelvebore stupid rat
Yura Amarr > Johnny Twelvebore [offensive jpeg]
Johnny Twelvebore > love you too
I really don’t know what the Cyrillic means but doubt it is complementary:)